around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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