I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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