Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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