Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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