i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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