Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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