Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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