I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
