Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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