New invention idea: vibrating tampons
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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