Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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