He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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