return my video game
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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