oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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