She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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