Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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