Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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