lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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