I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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