Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
