Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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