Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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