yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
