i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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