so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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