I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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