It's Friday. Sex?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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