Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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