If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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