I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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