He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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