508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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