life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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