I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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