I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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