I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Don't tell me you're on acid again
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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