Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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