Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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