Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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