As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
