Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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