note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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