I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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