thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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