But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I came so hard my ears popped.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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