I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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