Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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