I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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