He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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