stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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