Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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