Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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