The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So drunk its hurt
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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