I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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