They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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